"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire-Gundam Style!" Gundam Wing © Sunrise and Sotsu Agency Who Wants to be a Millionaire ? © ABC the “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?” Logo appears .The crowd applauds as Regis Philbin takes his seat . Regis-Hello and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire !Tonight is our Gundam show !Joining us tonight are Gundam pilots Heero Yuy , Duo Maxwell , Trowa Barton , Quatre Winner , Chang Wufei and Zechs Marquise !And we’ll open up with our fastest finger… the question appears on the screen Regis-Label the Tenchi series from first to most recent…A :Shin Tenchi , B: Pretty Sammy , C :Tenchi Muyo! and D: Tenchi Universe .GO! the Gundam pilots push the buttons and the winner of the fastest finger is…Zechs Marquise !Zechs takes his seat across from Regis Regis-Nice to see you Zechs . Zechs-It’s a pleasure to be here Regis . Regis-Tell me Zechs…what do you do ? Zechs-I piloted the Tallgeese but after that I piloted the Epyon Gundam . Regis-Now your real name isn’t Zechs is it ? Zechs-No , my name is Milliardo Peacecraft . Regis-Well Zechs , let’s play who wants to be a millionaire !Hundred dollar question :This rhyme goes “Mary had a little…” A :Lamb B: Goat C: Truck or D: Gundam… Zechs begins to think Zechs-A ? Regis-Yes that’s correct !200 Dollars Zechs ! “This man was the leader of the colonies but was assassinated…” A: Heero Stevey B: Duo Maxwell C: Heero Yuy or D: Captain Underpants Zechs-Oh …A ? Regis-I’m sorry Zechs that’s not right…thanks for playing !Now our next fastest finger question…After this ! |-| Cut to commercial… Quatre is seen with his Gundam out in the desert .Rashid walks up to him with a plate of biscuits Rashid-Master Quatre , do you want a biscuit ? Quatre-Sure ! *Rashid gives him one and Quatre eats it* Quatre-MMMM!!!!I can’t believe it’s not butter ! |-| Regis-Let’s go , next question ! the fastest finger question appears…Put these songs in order from first to last… A :Hit Me Baby One More Time B :She Bangs C :Superman Kryptonite and D : I get Around .The winner of it is Trowa and he takes the seat Duo-I think this thing is rigged ! Wufei-Shut up Duo ! Regis-Hello there Trowa Barton , nice to meet you . Trowa-… Regis-Tell us about yourself . Trowa-… Regis-Anything ?Your job ? Trowa-…I work as a clown in a circus… Regis-Then you’re obviously a funny man ! the other pilots [except for Quatre] start cracking up Heero-Is Regis a baka ? Quatre-Hey don’t be mean ! Wufei-Quiet Winner ! Regis-Trowa , here’s the question for 100 dollars… “What is the name of the band that sued Napster in May of 2000 ?” A :KoRn B :Limp bizkit C :Metallica or D :Beethoven ? Trowa-Dang , I don’t listen to that kind of music…er…B ? Regis-I’m sorry Trowa the answer was C . Trowa-… the next fastest finger question appears .”In order from last to first …” A :6 B :5 C :0 D :-32 .Duo stumbles on the question and begins looking over on Quatre’s board .Quatre covers it and mouths a “No !” The winner this time is Wufei .He takes the seat Regis-Hello Wu… Wufei-Let’s get this going you weakling ! Regis-Um , right… Wufei crosses his arms Regis-The 100 question . “What is the Coccinella Septum punctata ?” A :A 7 spot lady bug B :A monkey C :A mobile doll or D :A Japanese Lantern … Wufei-Uh…I want to ask the audience… Regis-You boys are Gundam pilots !We didn’t use lifelines for this show ! Wufei-INJUSTICE !!!!INJUSTICE I SAY!!!YOU’LL DIE FOR THAT QUESTION REGIS !!! Wufei leaps at Regis but is caught by security and is carried off screaming “INJUSTICE!!!” Regis-Uh , shall we go to commercial ? |-| Cut to commercial… We see Trowa and Heero standing next to Wing Zero Trowa-So what do you use to polish Wing Zero ? Heero-I use Gundanium Wax from Colony L3 . Trowa-You’re missing out Heero ! Trowa gives Heero a bottle of wax Trowa(winking at camera)-Use new Gundanium Wax by the Winner Corporation ; it’s just the stuff to get your Gundam shining during those tough mobile suit battles ! the next fastest finger question appears . “Put these places in alphabetical order A: Zimbabwe , B :Georgia , C :USA and D :Australia .This time the winner is Quatre .He happily takes the seat . Duo-I think my board is broke Regis ! Heero-Shut up Duo … I haven’t won yet either but you don’t see me complaining … Regis-Welcome Mr. Winner ! Quatre-Hi Regis great to be here ! -waves at the camera- Hi sisters !Look at me !I’m on ABC ! Regis-Yes Quatre , now tell me …you’re the only male heir to the Winner Foundation ? Quatre-Yes I am … Regis-And this card says you’re married to Dorothy Catalonia…is that right ? Quatre-What ?!I didn’t write that !!! Heero and Duo snicker Regis-Well Quatre , are you ready to play ? Quatre-Yes I’m playing for a charity ! Regis-Which one Quatre ? Quatre-The Sank Foundation .We’re trying to restore the Sank Kingdom to its former greatness . Regis-Well here we go , 100 dollar question !Which war did the Nazi party appear ? A :Korean , B :WW II C :WW I or D :Civil … Quatre-War is bad…but the answer is B . Regis-Correct !Now , which war was the first jet airplane battle ? A :Vietnam , B :WW I , C :Korean or D :None of the above … Quatre(sniffles a bit)-Wars are terrible but the answer is C . Regis-500 dollars Quatre !Which War or Wars have a syndrome named for it ?A :Gulf , B :Vietnam , C :A and B , or D :Neither … Quatre(begins crying)-Stop it war is bad !I can’t take this ! Quatre runs into the back screaming and crying his eyes out “WAR IS BAD !!!Regis , Heero and Duo look confused Regis-Uh…right . the next fastest finger question comes up .Name the Gundams in order from their name… A :Wing Zero , B :Heavy arms , C :Death scythe Hell and D :Wing Gundam .The winner this time is Duo .He leaps on the board and raspberries Heero Duo-In your face “Perfect Soldier !” Heero(to himself)Omae o korosu … Regis-Uh Mr. Maxwell ?Could you come over here ? Duo-Oh , sorry … Duo jumps down and reclines in the seat Regis-Duo , tell us about yourself ! Duo-Well I’m Shinigami !The God of Death ! Regis-What ? Duo-You heard me !Shinigami !I pilot the Deathscythe Hell !And to all of you out in the colonies…PEACE OUT ! Regis-Uh Duo …shall we get going ? Duo-Ok sure ! after many questions , Duo makes it up to 500,000 dollars Regis-Now Duo , here’s your question…Which of these is a storm ?A :Jupiter’s Red Spot , B :Mars’s Mountains , C :A Great Pyrenees or D :An asteroid ? Duo-Oh man…this is tough…um… Heero-Duo… Duo-Yeah ? Heero-Omae o korosu . Duo-Now SEE here Heero ! Regis-C ?Final answer ? Duo-Don’t you SEE how hard this question is ?! Regis-I’m sorry Duo , the answer is A .Thanks for playing . Duo-What ?!That’s not my final answer !!! Heero laughs as Duo skulks off the stage Regis-So , since you’re the only one left , you’re up Heero ! Heero-Finally . Heero takes the seat |-| In the commercial we see Wufei .He is dressed in Fubu looking attire Wufei-Listen up you weaklings !Don’t be a weak onnna !Wear new WuBu ! Duo-It’s what the Wu-Man wears ! Wufei-Don’t call me that ! Quatre-Available at your local Wu-mart !Er…Walmart…did I say Wu-Mart ? the commercial ends as Duo is being chased around by Wufei In the next commercial we see Relena , Hilde , Noin , Dorothy and Sally Sally-It’s hard to know what a man wants… Relena-I’ve tried many times to get the perfect gift for Heero ! Noin-Zechs is impossible to shop for ! Dorothy-Have you ever tried shopping for Quatre ?! Hilde-What if there was a way you could get him to tell you ? in another room , the Gundam boys are there Wufei-Weak onnas !They’re so hard to shop for ! Quatre-Dorothy just doesn’t appreciate what I give her… Duo-I don’t know why Hilde doesn’t like my presents ! Heero-Relena starts crying every time I tell her “Omae o korosu !” Zechs-Noin is just impossible ! Trowa and Catherine appear Trowa-Think we should tell them about GundamMart.com ? Catherine-Yes , it’s just the spot to shop for your Gundam boyfriend or girlfriend ! We see the Gundam boys and girls exchanging gifts .All are very happy and are hugging their boyfriend , even Wufei is hugging Sally .Trowa and Catherine look at the group Trowa-Touching isn’t it ? Catherine-Yes , it even gets Wufei to be sentimental ! --GundamMart.com !!!- Heero looks at Regis Regis-“The Perfect Soldier” Heero Yuy … Heero-In this case “Perfect Game Show Contestant” … Regis-What will you do with the million dollars if you get up to it ? Heero-I will remodel my Wing Zero …(starts drooling over the endless possibilities of what he could modify on it)Mmm…bigger buster rifle… Regis-All right Heero , let’s begin ! after many questions , the “Perfect Soldier” is at the million dollar question Regis-Now Heero…the question is…What is 4+6 ?A :10 B :11 C :9 or D :8 ? Heero-I know this one…A . Regis-Final answer ? Heero begins sweating and nods .He puts his right hand on his thigh… Regis-I’m sorry you came here all the way to New York to… Heero-WHAT ?!OMAE O KOROSU ! Heero takes out the gun and points it at Regis . Regis-AHHH !!!!Heero !You got it right !!!You won the million dollars !!!Put the gun away ! Heero-Oh …Yippee ! Relena-I knew you could do it Hee-chan ! Heero runs out into the audience and grabs Relena from her seat .He lifts her above his head screaming “I WON !!!”… Regis-Isn’t it touching folks ?I’m Regis Philbin !Good night ! a few days later …Heero has gotten the check for a million dollars safely stored in his piggy bank .He opens it and is surprised Heero-Relena ? Relena-Yes Hee-chan ? Heero-It’s Heero !Where’s my check ?I want to modify Wing Zero ! Relena-Oh yes…that check…I kind of went on a shopping spree the other day … Heero-You did what ?!?!?!?! Relena-But look ! Relena walks in the room dressed in a skimpy pink skirt and top .Heero looks wide-eyed Heero-But …Gundam …(sniff) Relena-What do you like that Gundam better than this ? Heero-Actually I… Relena-Don’t answer that… Relena leaves the room and Heero looks out the window Heero-Damn that woman…(sniff)I wanted to modify my Wing Zero ! Heero starts crying and sticks his head in his pillow The end … Heero-DAMN YOU RELENA !!!!